• themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    If you’re being sarcastic, neither do I. But I also cheat on my spouse as often as I hit pedestrians with my car.

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      2 months ago

      But I also cheat on my spouse as often as I hit pedestrians with my car.

      Like 30 times a day?