I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
someone’s faxing me a snickers
That joke shows your age, how many gen z’ers would give an odd look? 😂
I’m 40, and wouldn’t know what he meant BECAUSE I know what a fax machine is, and how it’s used.
You mean you fax PlayBoy as well?
Me either.
Lol
i say “gotta go log out”
i do freelance work with technology, and the clients think i am going to do something work related and technical.
I gotta drop the Browns off at the Superbowl.
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
Hope everything comes out alright!
Dad?
Honk out a dirt snake
I’m gonna go drop the kids off at the pool
I need to go 3D print something.
Definitely heat up your bed before you start extruding.
Hell yeah. I’ve a Toto Washlet with a heated seat. That thing is quite comfortable while priming your nozzle.
In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.
What language?
Pretty sure he’s German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).
In German we say Sitzung or Geschäft.
Gotta make room for dinner
My favorite is, “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I’ll be back in awhile.”
I do believe you’ll enjoy this tune…
I’ve got shit to do
You use your own anus? That’s filthy yo!
😂🤣
I only shit in other people’s pants.
Because I just shit in mine…
The chocolate bus honks.
I find myself quoting a line from Farscape a lot:
Must…Excrete…
Not exactly an answer to your question but hey what a coincidence
Nice LOL!
