Then I guess you guys have no use for this climate change reversal machine I made. I knew it was a shit idea. I’m so stupid. I’m scrapping it now.

And if you don’t join our group, you never get to see us again and you have to spend eternity with scientists, rock stars, whores, etc…

What about 2 billion people living pretty-good lives or 9 billion people living less-miserably? That’s at least two more options right there.

Literally Satan.

Among his greatest sins: trying to be a bro and let Adam and Eve know that they were naked in some perv’s garden

Edit: come to think of it, it’s not entirely accurate, as I don’t think Satan ever claims to be evil. But there’s a lot of anti-Satan propaganda in the Bible.

Get this in front of the Supreme Court ASAP!

…oh…

Depends on what kind of inspiration I’m seeking.

This is a good one (the best one?) if you need to get fired up.

Their first mistake was building on the BeamNG platform.

RIP

Classic Mussolini.

That’s a bit rich coming from the British.

Aka, “My experience as a non-Mormon in Utah.”

How many vials of tritium do I need until my bluff in the bank lobby is no longer an empty threat?

Very relevant username.

Snails and slugs are one of the few insect infestations I get excited over. They vary so widely in sizes, they’re cute to watch. They used to steal cat food from a bowl we had outside.

One time, I thought it’d be easier to just dump the fries or whatever from the basket onto the plate. And it worked, except all of the accumulated old oil and crumbs also came out, too. That was pretty gross.

Wanna see my Whitesnake?

I mean, c’mon.

Right or wrong? I can hardly tell.

That’s just cheesy bread from Papa John’s. It’s pretty decent.

By now, satellites and GPS can just navigate us around the triangle, kind of like with hurricanes.

It feels like a more-manageable, more-personal, bite-sized version of Reddit. It scratches the itch, but I spend less time here overall than I used to on Reddit.