Somebody, check this asshole’s closet for decomposing baby corpses.
It’s Greg Abbott. He’s crooked AF.
Wanna hear a fun story?
He’s in that wheelchair because a neighbor’s tree had a limb fall on him in '89. He sued and has gotten over 8.9 million dollars out of the deal. After he gained a position in the Texas government, he passed tort reform laws in Texas that capped everyone else’s max payout to 250,000. He’s the definition of a “Fuck you, I got mine.” Republican.
He’s my governor. But I sure as hell haven’t voted for him.
I hope his caretaker forgets to lock his wheels and he rolls off a stage, down the street, and into a fire caused by CenterPoint’s lack of vegetative maintenance.
He’s my governor. But I sure as hell haven’t voted for him.
You’re welcome to come up here. We love our governor. enough that we might abduct him to keep him from being VP. (it’s okay. peggy gonna be great too.)
I hope his caretaker forgets to lock his wheels and he rolls off a stage, down the street, and into a fire caused by CenterPoint’s lack of vegetative maintenance.
It’s funny. I’ve always heard getting struck by lightning as being described as an act of god. Which really just makes me wonder… would the Secret Service or FBI notice that giant tesla coil left randomly on stage?
Look, if you want lightning I’ve got a model rocket, a guide wire, and a weather tracker.
Just tell me where you want your act of god and I’ll get it all squared away.
Strange thing to say when anti-abortion policies are shown to increase infant mortality
Baby killer.
Did CNN let Tapper have his spine back?
Perhaps, but the proximity to Abbott reduced it back to Jell-O consistency
Jake Tapper sucks and always will.
Which is strange, because it’s the old babies you have to watch out for.
Specially the piss babies.
2026 headline: “Greg Abbott resigns after admitting to killing many young babies and having sex with his mother”
If no one in a party has anything left to say, is it still a party? Looking at you, republicans.
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