I thought we were unhappy women who only had cats as friends.
Now we are wolves.
I cannot keep up with this so can we compromise and be cheetahs or something?
It’s the same, “enemy is simultaneously weak and strong” rhetoric characteristic of fascism.
Perhaps there are two Democrats inside of you.
Wait, do those two internal Democrats have internal Democrats themselves? Does that make every Democrat a fractal?
The “enemy,” to people like him, are always both pathetic jokes and a horrific threat that needs to be eliminated.
edit: oops someone already said what i did
I think we established Republicans are cheaters a while ago.
Just don’t be his couch…
I thought they said the revolution would be “bloodless” if the left just let them have their way.
Wonder how the republicans would act if we went around saying they are vermin who should be slaughtered.
They would be all “now is a time for unity, and the fascist Democrats threaten our Republic”
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Couch fucker voters will most certainly not hold him accountable. That’s one demographic J.D. has in the bag.
The problem is that a Republicans own significantly more guns, and most times better guns than what’s available in Democrat run states.
They may have more guns, but they have about the same number of trigger fingers. Gun ownership by the right is badly skewed by looks like this. One guy with sixty guns is really no better armed than a guy with one gun.
Imagine spending all this money on guns while you’re a grown ass-couple still sleeping in a full.
Spent all their money on guns and fake tits. Not enough left for a bed that fits two people.
My first thought was “my gawd there’s no way my partner and I would fit on that tiny bed”
My second was “oh jeebus, that’s a look”
third was “why are all the guns on the floor”
Guns, and each boob the size of her head
Is there any particular reason every single gun is aimed vaguely in the direction of those two kids? It somehow makes it look extra tone deaf.
Now how many of those have been fired in the last 2 years, and how many rounds have they put through them…
Wow, so gross. These people are morons.
This dumb take again I see…
I hear that the average conservative militia has trained extensively in the military art of
marching in formationmarchingwalking down the street. Some of them even bought a box of green tip right off the store shelf.every single time the american military has been kicked to shit it’s been by barefoot peasants with rifles old enough to retire, and never enough of them to arm every soldier.
barefoot peasants with rifles old enough to retire
Hate to break it to you, but you literally just described the entire state of West Virginia, Idaho, both Dakotas, Missouri, Louisiana, most of Florida, Oklahoma, and parts of fucking Oregon.
Shut up.
Gosh, nothing weird at all about talking about millions of Americans in the same way the Nazis talked about Jews, gypsies, communists, leftists, unions, POC, LGBTQ, etc…
“Stop calling them weird, you guys!!!” - The Tone Police
ThE dEmOcRaTs aRe ThE rEaL fAsCiStS!
So anyway… we should kill all Democrats amirite?
An apex predator responsible for keeping the ecosystem balanced and with minimal pest animals that will harm the environment by consuming too many resources?
I think he might be giving the Democrats too much credit.
You know, the ones that people have on sweatshirts and pillows and junk.
There are two Democrats inside me.
Hot.
Hot.
Speak for yourself. I’m 30-50 feral hogs.
Boars are the real threat to this country.
I wish the democrats were wolves.
Is it only the men who are wolves? He established the women as cat ladies, but are they also wolves?
I’m starting to think the JD Vance extended universe has no internal logic.
He has no consistent model.
The left really need to tone down the rhetoric.
/s
Just a reminder that there is a pretty high chance that this guy becomes president given Trump’s age.
And likely intends to do so for life.
This is his plan, if not that claim trump is unfit to hold office and take his spot. He doesn’t interview like he’s in it for VP he interviews like he is going to be president and it’s weird.
Yeah man, compare us to the predatory pack animals that cull other species and re-balance ecosystems.
We’re coming for you.
I thought the neckbeards fancied themselves wolves among sheep
They call themselves lions too. They’re so fucking corny.
Conservatism is a plague of death that is long overdue for a cure.
Oh hey he’s making me terrified for my friends in the states. Neat!
This will not hurt him, if anything it will ingratiate him with the magoos. They eat this shit up.
Imagine the fucking hypocrisy… Hillary says essentially “half the magas are a basket of deplorables” they cry foul and self select into that group, but then they go on about killing Demonrats and that’s totes ok.
There was an asshat in Texas (I think) a few years back that said “the only good Democrat is a dead one” and the crowd went nutty cheering. Then he realized what he said and backtracked “I mean… Politically dead. You know the media will just twist my words.” Too late fucker, the audience went nutty over the thought of killing Democrats.
