Sometimes its an egg.
Isn’t it always “man”?
The Wind
The doctor was a woman.
Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
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What is your name?
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What is your favorite color?
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What is the solution to the Hodge Conjecture?
What is you favorite color? Blue. No yel… Ahhhhhgh!
Classy.
Living Colour.
I have no fucking idea (didn’t say I had to provide a solution, just a reply).(didn’t say I had to provide a solution, just a reply).
I literally said “what is the solution to…” 🤨
You said answer these questions. The answer to the question is I don’t know
Ah fair enough lol
Flings himself off the cliff
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I run but never leave your sight.
You can follow me if you think you’re right.
Hold me closed to alter your voice.
You may pick me, but I’m yours without choice.Edit: don’t know how to do the spoiler that and don’t want to spoil it for everyone else
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Reminds me of Sad But True.
Sometimes it’s “nothing”
Well that’s something
What have I got in my pocket?
He was at the north pole.
Wait, no, he was in a plane and jumped to his death!
A man. Crawls on their hands and feet as a child, then walks on two legs, then uses a cane.
This thing all things devours;
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats mountain down.
Oh, you’re talking about Targ the Ruthless! That dude is a beast!
Trogdor!!!
Sounds like water to me.
Not unless it’s also combined with a lot of time.
Also time. Answer is time.
What’s green and red and goes round and round?
Time, wait light, no a hole!
Frog in a blender.
::: spoiler It’s a river :::
No no no, it’s all about airspeed velocity.
What’s your favorite color, though?