Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 30 days agoToot tootsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down18
arrow-up1997arrow-down1imageToot tootsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 30 days agomessage-square103fedilink
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up152·29 days agoWhile at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·29 days agothis whole thread, I’m crying
minus-squareGlitterbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·29 days agoHeres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
this whole thread, I’m crying
Heres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…
Dominance is the key