Level 2: Change the word you emphasize with each stranger.
Bonus absurd points if you emphasize “here”
Make the implication especially spicy by emphasizing “I”.
Nah “want” is the goat of absurdity here
I want you TO know that I personally have no problem with you being here.
This also works for political parties
“I’m glad you’re here. You’re one of the good ones.”
“You are an OK guy. No matter what they say”
…and leave.
I used to be friends with a guy that would introduce himself and then ask where he might score some meth.
As someone with CPTSD in the midst of a panic attack that I already know to be irrational and just trying to stable my mind so I can get back to writing…
You’re the devil
It’s alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you’re okay in my book
This would fuck me up for life
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