• NutWrench@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I miss Nihilist Arby’s.

    "You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance

    Eat Arby’s"

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      Welcome to the 2024. This year’s presidential election will have exclusive live coverage on election night, from your official election coverage team…The Onion. No word on if they’ll still deal in satire on the night, but it is confirmed that it will be absurd.

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        The sign of a successful ad campaign is when the campaign itself gets satirized to continue to build on brand awareness.

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    I genuinely can’t tell if this is fake. I fucking hate this world. Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?

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          Reminds me of why some people turn to religion. Clinging to fairy tales & imaginary promises of a better future, makes life bearable.

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            Religious groups are about the last active groups who can be swayed to actually do something about the state of the world, i don’t understand why we rail so hard against them. So what if we willfully subscribe to fantasy and fairy tail? Are you trying to say that we are weak for enjoying video games, role playing, good books and company?

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      Only thing I can promise you with somewhat high degree of certainty is that you won’t stay that way for long. 2-3 years tops.