The chemicals maybe, I don’t know which ones. I’m not a poop or perm expert.
I’m not a poop or perm expert.
So, also not a poop expert, but I do know poop should smell like poop. If the smell of your dookies changes suddenly and doesn’t return back to normal in the time it takes to pass a few meals, you should probably go see a poop expert. AKA, your doctor.
*edit - just to articulate the urgency here, GI problems can fuck you up in terms of discomfort - we’ve all been there - but some of them can kill you. Idk if any of the ones that can kill you are the same ones that change the smell of your shits, but that’s where the poop expert comes in.
you should probably go see a poop expert
Sadly, John McAfee has passed.
Unsure if you mean the guy named John McAfee, or if you decided to name your turd and that’s what you landed on. There’s a solid case to be made for either!
Calling it solid is being generous.
N… No?
No.
No, I’m pretty sure I haven’t.I worked at a paper mill shutdown one time. I ended up sleeping in my truck for four days in the parking lot because all the local places were full. It was a short shutdown so I took the first layoff and drove to a the next job. After I got a shower and something to eat my first shit smelled like a paper mill. The prompts that take me back to the ‘good old days’.
Paper Mill Shit should be a Yankee Candle.
Sometimes my dog takes a shit that smells exactly like Nair.
Now that you mention it, I did have some kibble last night…
Just kibble? Who eats JUST kibble, but not the bits??? That’s like eating lucky charms without the marshmellows.
Yes. But only after eating cut hair with perm chemicals.
I picked the wrong week to stop huffing hairspray.
I’ve noticed that it sometimes smells like epoxy glue. I wonder if we’re thinking of the same scent.
