Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days agoBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down14
arrow-up133arrow-down1imageBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 days agoOk…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue. Ok… The name Blessica sucks.
minus-squarewatson387@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·22 days agoYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
minus-squareIcyToes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-222 days agoI don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
minus-squareMr. Satan@monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 days agoShe just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
minus-squareM137@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 days agoI think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
I think the idea is that it begins with “Bless”. It’s not a good idea at all, but pretty sure that’s what it is.