Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?
Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.
Wow, that sounds intensely creepy.
everything about mike Johnson is intensely creepy
E.g. You’d definitely wouldn’t want other people to know you’re into fart-stuff.
Know what I like the most?
Cake farts.
“Visit our sister site, pudding farts…”
Brown queefs.
I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.
I’m fine with it as long as there’s no sediment.
Me too buddy. Me too.
I read this as your farts are sentient.
I cannot confirm that they are not.
They have an accent, so it’s possible.
Oui.
I know. I have the records.
Ayyyylmao
Yeah, this is even creepier than that Indiana coach who kissed his son open mouthed.
Or that whole Gym Jordan buttsex thing with undergraduates.
wtf? 😳
Accountability sounds creepy??? Okay, y’all are dipshits.
Speaking of creepy, holy shit lmao
Would you be okay if he and his son monitor each others masturbation frequency? Do you have any bar that seems excessive for a father/son relationship?
Yeah, that’s fucking weird. Fathers and sons are meant to compete which is why my dad and I still hold our semi-annual Jerk-off Jam; I’ve won every single one since 2016. All the witnesses at the cemetery can confirm this.
Jesus Christ, Lemmy.
How’s the winner determined? Volume, velocity, viscosity?
Panache and survivorship
I’d assume taste
I nominate your comment for Creepiest Comment Of 2023.
Accountability?
How much porn does your dad look at, and how do you hold him accountable when he comes?
1/10
Made me reply
That’s the best shit I’ve read today lmao
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