I’d nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who’s Talking Now. Thanks
What the fresh hell is this
Look who’s talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it’s through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.
This demon is from the sequel and how the now-toddlee views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.
You went above in beyond in answering that question! Kudos!
I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it
excuse me?
Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30
Toxic Megacolon
31
Nah I’m good
Remember the no-shit guy from back when we came to Lemmy? I wonder how they’re doing
Turns out they were full of shit in a different way
Wait what? Link?
no more shitposting until next year 😥
Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
God damn it I’m going to bed
I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
Feed me!
You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”
“Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”
“Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”
Crave it, but in a friendly crackhead sort of way.
I’ll buy you a hamburger if you let me eat your shit.
Moooom the toilet monster’s back and you promised that wouldn’t happen again
Send me all ur cheese I’m doing this shit (actually I’m not doing shit)
Brace yourselves, Jerk-off January is coming.
Holy hell
I will gladly lose this battle.
Fuck I failed already
I’ve failed 6 times today
He wants our doo doo and our pee pee!
All he’s getting is my knuckle babies
Whoever came up with don’t dump December is trying to get people to win the darwin award: impaction edition. Sounds like a psyops cooked up over at 4chan
What’s funny is I thought I came up with it then Googled it and, of course someone else had already done it.
