I’m more of an Ox Cutter

You’re missing the “rip it the fuck out with a rapidly rotating drum of tweezers” option.

I used a high powered laser to burn away each hair follicle one at a time over months

Ox Cutter

Sanding belt 👍

Chainsaw of course! Anyone who uses something else is mentally ill

friction

Hair spray & lighter 🔥

I use a nuke

semiautomatic rifles are more for puncturing than cutting

Scythe 🥰

Don’t do this yourself! Your mom does it for me with her teeth. Shitpost4ever!

inner: scythe
outer: grow it out

… A razor and a mirror