• BruceTwarzen@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    I remember being 13 or so and i was at my friends place for the first time. They had a cool house and his room was really far away from everything. He opened the door to his room and said: so, here is my nintendo, bed, and there behind the door is where i shoot all my unborn babies into the carpet. I turned around to look, just to see his mom standing there behind the door with a laundry basket.

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      10 months ago

      I thought this was going to end with the same never washed sock, not the actual carpet…