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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

And this is why I no longer have cable.

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And this is why I no longer have cable.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    They’re making people watch commercials on the streaming services now too. There’s really only one solution left, matey.

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      No sir, I am a good Christian Man, raised right.

      Whats my favorite Veggie Tales song, you ask?

      We are the piiiiirates

      Who dont do anything

      We just staaaay here

      And lie around

      Er um. Yes. Just a catchy tune! Nothing relevant about my online activities here sir, nope ;)

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        Look, I’m just asking you to do anything

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          And I’m just telling you, we don’t do anything

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            And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.

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          Fine.

          bathes in yogurt while licking a sparkplug

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            Kinky

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              I mean Larry is a cucumber, and I have heard that country gals make do with what theyve got.

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        Spastic

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      This chair be high, says I!

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