Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoJolly Old Saint Schrödingerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up11.11Karrow-down112
arrow-up11.1Karrow-down1imageJolly Old Saint Schrödingerlemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·10 months agoWrong, Google maps can track him and I’ve heard him in the middle on the night.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 months ago I’ve heard him in the middle on the night. Are you sure that isn’t just a peeping tom?
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-210 months agoNo, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoAlso, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoYour mom didn’t shoot Santa, she shot a hobo.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoI never said she shot him
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoNo, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.
minus-squareswab148@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agoThen from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.
Wrong, Google maps can track him and I’ve heard him in the middle on the night.
Are you sure that isn’t just a peeping tom?
No, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.
Also, he’s already moving https://santatracker.google.com/
Your mom didn’t shoot Santa, she shot a hobo.
I never said she shot him
Oh, she missed the hobo?
No, she never woke up to shot him. Only I know he was in the house.
Then from your mom’s perspective, Santa can be considered both dead and alive.
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