Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.
Ya but in this case he’s not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.
If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn’t Grey and I can’t have children.
I guess you could name a pet Earl Grey.
If we’re looking for inaccuracies, I don’t know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it’s tea.
My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join
There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.
“Whutsit say, Cletus?”
“C-H-A-R-L-I-E… Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!”
Earl Gray.
Charred.
Hot
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Does this counts as cannibalism?
I think it would.
That’s someone’s fetish
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.