The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoIt takes a villagestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1590arrow-down120
arrow-up1570arrow-down1imageIt takes a villagestartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squarekeyAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42arrow-down1·5 months agoThat’s absurd. How are you supposed to reattach the thumbs after a day? And have you tried pulling teeth from a child? It’s like… well… pulling teeth. The blinding stew meanwhile is a time tested parenting technique.
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·5 months agoYou don’t reattach the thumbs, you add them to the stew with some nice lentils and carrots. Why waste good meat.
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoThe teeth do grow back, but if you pull them before their natural schedule it takes a long time and can necessitate needing braces later.
That’s absurd. How are you supposed to reattach the thumbs after a day? And have you tried pulling teeth from a child? It’s like… well… pulling teeth.
The blinding stew meanwhile is a time tested parenting technique.
You don’t reattach the thumbs, you add them to the stew with some nice lentils and carrots. Why waste good meat.
The teeth do grow back, but if you pull them before their natural schedule it takes a long time and can necessitate needing braces later.