Ansel@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agothose damn vegans!kbin.melroy.orgimagemessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1907arrow-down153
arrow-up1854arrow-down1imagethose damn vegans!kbin.melroy.orgAnsel@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60arrow-down5·4 months agoPlants make oxygen, animals make poop If the vegans win then we’ll no oxygen to breathe, only poop This is the future vegans want
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·4 months agoI’d agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy?
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 months agoI’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoI’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
minus-squareSTONED AF@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoComedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?
Plants make oxygen, animals make poop
If the vegans win then we’ll no oxygen to breathe, only poop
This is the future vegans want
I’d agree with you, that also means more farts. And farts are funny. Do you hate comedy?
I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.
80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
Imagine this, but with no context
I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
Comedy means laugh and laugh means consuming more air . Do you wanna help vegans win ?