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Don’t you know how to use the three seashells?
No, I was cryogenically frozen in 1996 for a crime I did not commit and only recently thawed up in order to take down the guy who actually did it.
Get a bidet and never look back.
(You won’t have to because you will know you have a clean ass)
For the cost of one case of tp you can get a bidet attachement for your throne
