Slice it before you go. Are items with bread not found in picnics?
Sandwiches are perfect for a picnic, and it’s an occasion you’d want to gussy them up a bit for. Fancier bread might be the cheapest and most obvious way to do that.
Everyone knows that the only way to eat a baguette is while wearing a striped shirt and a black beret after taking it home from the boulangerie on your bicycle.
How are baguettes “picnicking essentials” in the US? I have literally never seen one at a picnic.
Edit: I will die on this hill…a bread knife isn’t even a part of standard picnic basket kit sold in the US.
Slice it before you go. Are items with bread not found in picnics?
Sandwiches are perfect for a picnic, and it’s an occasion you’d want to gussy them up a bit for. Fancier bread might be the cheapest and most obvious way to do that.
You don’t use a knife on a baguette, you freak. You tear a piece of. Ever hear of breaking bread?
Fuck’s sake, heathens.
You obviously do not have a Leatherman Flair. Knife with serrated tip for crusty bread, pâté spreader, cocktail fork, corkscrew, etc.
I had no idea there was such a thing as a Leatherman for high-class occasions.
The gold part even has a cluster of grapes embossed on it. Ooh la la
Everyone knows that the only way to eat a baguette is while wearing a striped shirt and a black beret after taking it home from the boulangerie on your bicycle.
Just going to the wrong picnics I guess! Nice baguette with cheese and salami.
That’s not a picnic, that’s a movie meal. Picnics should be fried chicken, watermelon, and mac n’ cheese.
Do you have other activity-food pairings you can share? I’m curious what’s allowed.