Dress like grandma going to a Catalina Wine Mixer?
I was thinking a cool aunt, but that works too.
Aunt that thinks she’s cool but screams at teenagers in a Publix when they’re out of slaw mix.
Dear women, please don’t listen to a random cunt on the internet on how to dress. I’m also random, and a cunt, but please dress like this:
Dear women please don’t dress. I won’t.
Ok Grandpa, let’s get you to bed
What?
This tweet smells like parliament menthol lights and coconut.
My God why is this so accurate.
It smells like the fun slightly problematic aunt
Yes, this is straight up meemaw from young Sheldon
Don’t confuse the poor girls, they get enough of this shit from Cosmopolitan and its ilk already.
Ok Grandpa
I was in that one war before you were a shitpost in your fathers balls, grandson.
*granddaughter
And you’re the shitposter, not me.
Sorry for misgendering you, granddaughter, my mind has been addled by the passage of time.
It’s ok grandpa, we have a special place for you. We call it Congress.
I heard it doesn’t pay enough from my grandchildren, maybe they should better the living conditions for the interns
The other day I was making fun of people for not getting the meme and today here I am, unsure what to make of this. Is it genuine fashion advice?
Woman: wears regular pants and a shirt with a loud pattern, also large costume jewelry
This guy: eyes pop out of head “Hummina hummina Aaaa-ooooo-gah! Quick! I gotta post this on social media!”
Someone gets it