Gettin’ his nails did. Good for you lion
“My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let’s dip our patties in the water!”
Maybe, originally it was a perfect rendition of a lion but a hundred years later, it got rubbed off and some old lady thought she’d fix it.
It’s happened before!
That lion has seen some shit
No pictures from 15th century so there’s no definitive proof lions DIDN’T look like that hundreds of years ago…
I like the way he captured my eyes.
For someone who’s never seen a lion, that’s pretty accurate.
“You need to paint the King of Beasts.”
Paints a perpetually confused inbred.
“…I’m going to allow this.”
Turns out he was lion.
That’s an uncanny resemblance to my wife in the morning.
Honey, is that you?
You seem too rational to be my wife so I’m going with no.
boomer-ass joke
boomer ass-joke
She has a nice beard
I tell her that everyday.
It’s part of what makes our bond so special.
The couple that shaves together…
It looks scared and confused.
That’s what they look like every time they get their nails done, duh.