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    What shall we do with a drunken sailor
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor
    What shall we do with a drunken sailor
    Fine him and suspend him.

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      Give him a fine and then suspend him

      Give him a fine and then suspend him

      Give him a fine and then suspend him

      Early in the morning

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        Community service for reoffending
        Community service for reoffending
        Community service for reoffending
        He’s on his final warning

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          His drinking problem made him lose his income

          His drinking problem made him lose his income

          His drinking problem made him lose his income

          Send him straight to rehab

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            Rehab worked, he’s clean and sober
            Rehab worked, he’s clean and sober
            Rehab worked, he’s clean and sober
            He’s no more a drunken sailor

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      Suspend his license and stick im with fines

      Oh Suspend his license and stick im with fines

      Oh Suspend his license and stick im with fines

      EAR-LIE IN THEH MOURNIN

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        What the fuck were you doing with your life when Assassin’s Creed Black Flag came out? I pretty much rocked drunken sailor on repeat when sailing the seas.

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    Fake and dumb. You shave his belly with a rusty razor, something we’ve known for over a century, at least.

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      He was found in bed with the Captain’s daughter.

      He was found in bed with the Captain’s daughter,

      Early in the morning!

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        The “captain’s daughter” was a euphemism for the cat o’ nine tails. So in other words, that line meant give the drunken sailor a lashing as punishment.

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          That sounds like something a prude would invent to reconcile their strict moral code with their desire to join in singing sea shanties.

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            It seems more likely to me than that a captain would bring his daughter onto his ship with a bunch of untrustworthy men and career violence.