Man he looks good for 98, I hope I look that good at 80.
Another old dude who looks great is William Shatner. He is 93 but I honestly would guess 50s or 60s by looking at him.
Don’t put people’s age in the headlines, jeez.
Seems valid to show the age if you’re winning an award and the oldest person to ever do so
Put it at the end, otherwise, this is knowing clickbait.
“Dick Van Dyke wins Emmy, at 98” reads very differently than, “Dick Van Dyke, 98, wins Emmy”. We’re trained to recognize structure of the second as a death announcement.
I’m assuming they also saw the age and jumped ahead into the mourning process.
May we all age like Dick Van Dyke.
Aging like a fine Dick.
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cheroo
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you
I’d like to ____ her van… fuck no, eject eject, there’s no safe way to end this joke. Snake? Snake! SNAAKE!
Sometimes I write a joke like this and then, instead of hitting post, I hit cancel. That’s worked out pretty well for me so far.
