I don’t want to stop him.
20 gallons a year isn’t much at all.
“Man reasonably consumes cheese” isn’t as catchy I suppose.
It’s 0.85 cups per day every day of the year.
It’s not a lot, but he’s either horrifyingly consistent or floods his body with cheese on a few ritualistic days. I fear either option.
The average American consumes something like 40 lbs of cheese a year per the USDA. I can’t tell you how much a gallon of cheese weighs but it seems like it’s a fair bit more than 2 lbs each.
Per Google, and doing the math, a gallon of cheese is 8 pounds (roughly 4kg). So that’s 160lbs in a year.
Holy shit that’s a fucking lot of cheese. Someone stop this madman.
Liquid “cheese”
Ashes to ashes, milk to liquid cheese.
I feel like throwing up thinking about what 1 spoon of that stuff would be like.
Oh, that cheese is stopping him. Stopping him right up.
If it’s so wrong, why does it feel so right?
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This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.
Time for the next rewrite of Seven Samurai
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