“It’s so great! It automatically writes the [wrong] answers to everything for you!”
So many things just needs something that looks right and is not too long or too short. Nobody will actually read it with some thought. It only matters that it exists.
For bureaucratic bullshit like that AI is a godsend.
Your comment perfectly describes itself.
Only if you’re working with sycophants or morons.
Unfortunately, there are a LOT of those in life…
Additional pupil version: Resembles the handwriting of your neighbour
It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.
Reminds me of “Roonil Wazlib”.
AI bubble is gonna pop so hard.
I can’t wait!
I hope! Imagine if Nvidia had to care about gamers and make affordable graphics cards for them again…
I just hope it happens before it ruins too many companies and a lot of people lose their jobs.
I hope it happens before we run out of potable water.
PLEASE!!
They act like software = ai
Such a joke
No no, i said sell it to me, not make me want to huck it into the nearest bin!!!
It shocks you when you make a grammatical or spelling mistake.
Remember when that janitorial company changed its name to include the term CRYPTO and it’s stock went through the roof and the SEC investigated them for fraud?
I can’t find the story unfortunately
Could it be related to Long Blockchain Corp?
AI is the new IoT. You’re gonna see it jammed into shit it has no business being in. And it’s gonna cause major problems 10 years from now.
Yeah, smart washing machine i have just complicates process for no reason, i mean, if i gonna launch or stop machine then i should be near so i can unload clothes to dry, and if I’m near, then why the hell I’m needed wifi smartphone controlled one? Sadly it was the cheapest one for my size (amount of clothes) requirements
“It has a smooth finish, virtually indestructible, and it writes upside-down.” [None of these will be true] “Also, with our Ink Anytime subscription service, you’ll never run out of ink! It’s free…” [for the first six months] “for our lowest tier…” [three lines of text per day] “with an option to upgrade to a higher tier anytime.” [Puts pen in pocket] “We’re offering pre-orders with a $5 non-refundable deposit, with delivery expected sometime in the next six months depending on how soon you get on the waitlist.” [Two years until you give up and just let us keep your deposit] “So sign up now!”
Ah, early pioneers in PaPaaS (Pen and Paper as a Service).
It’s like the late ‘90s where they tried to connect every common activity to the internet, like bar codes in the newspaper for coupons online.
They got it “right” when they stopped trying to make non-internet things direct you to the internet and just moved the non-internet things to the internet.
Now they’re trying to cram AI into everything. What’s the next step…moving your brain into the AI?
Moving the “AI” into your brain, rather
Hey, just four days ago their selling point was that it had a rainbow on it.
Anything to make a buck.
At least the rainbow one will continue to work, without monthly payments, until it runs out of ink.
Epson & HP stocks in free-fall following this revelation.
Unfortunately, it will only continue to work for another two weeks because pride merchandise is made as cheaply as possible.
Everybody missed out on gay AI last month
gAI? gay-I?
When a company says that is “AI powered” in fact is stolen data and or underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism
Or some Indian guy clicking images/answering questions for 3 cents a set.
yeah, underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism
The answer to the original riddle is “Sure, can I have your phone to make a demonstration. Great. I’ll sell the phone and pen back as a package deal for $100.”
There was some LLM-powered pen in the makings, I haven’t heard about it since. Was part of the Rabbit/AI Pin style of AI junk.
I’d buy an Al powered pencil though:
I had to talk to some company’s chatbot yesterday that was just if/else powered. That sure was cumbersome to do. It couldn’t even tell me the company’s mailing address.
I was forced to use bing while searching for some info on the internet, when I’d click on what looked like a useful result, I would instead get CoPilot slowly summarizing the info I needed back to me, and obscuring the source… Who the fuck though that was a good idea?
That’s a shame, because bing was become pretty decent as a search engine lately
That’s when they don’t want you to bother them with shit you could’ve read on their website (or a more restricted FAQ), but also care about not telling you bullshit. So rather than going full AI with hallucinations and what not, they give you predetermined answers in a “friendly” AI-ish way.
