You unlock legendary at 4 toots.
Only 0.04% of employees have this
Is there a strategy guide online for this trophy?
gotta kiss a lot of ass to get that promotion
Holy shit, I’m putting this one on my
SteamLinkedIn showcase!
The forth one is always a shart.
Sally forth!
Maybe for you, rookie
You say that like it’s a bad thing…
The story doesn’t make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.
I’m gonna start a rumor that there’s a different boss in a different division that does four.
Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^“toot” in your ear.
I read this in Captain Holt’s voice
RDJ really has some big boots to fill.
RDJ really has some big
bootstoots to fill.Ftfy
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
this whole thread, I’m crying
Heres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…
Dominance is the key
Wasn’t someone saying “toot toot” and farting a part of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide? Lol
Memory unlocked
Howdy fellow amphibian 🎩🐸
M’Toad 👒
Holy URLs Batman!
When you’re so passive-aggressive that you encode your hate in a PERL script.
Confirmed, OOPs boss is Timmy Toot Toot as an adult lmfao
What is up with that title
Don’t worry about it. Just don’t message soap members. Ok?
That show holds up so well I swear to god
And just like that my suspension of disbelief in this story is shattered. I hope you’re happy.
It’s impacting my morale and performance
I can’t think of a funnier sentence if I tried
I had a female employee come to me to complain years ago. She had had a disagreement with an older male employee (thankfully not mine) some weeks prior, and since then, every time he walked by her cube, he’d pause at her doorway, fart, and then keep walking without saying anything.
She at least was aware of how absolutely ridiculous it was, but legitimately didn’t think it was something she should have to deal with. One of the stranger management issues.
Pretty textbook workplace harassment but I’m not sure how you’d prove it. Tape him with a clearly displayed fart face? Be sure to label one of stills with a red circle and a line saying “fart face”
She wasn’t interested in suing, she just wanted him to stop farting in her doorway. I didn’t know the guy, so I started by talking to his manager, who talked to the guy. Sounds like he initially tried to deny it, but in a way that made it clear he was doing it on purpose. His boss was pretty clear that it wouldn’t be tolerated and it never happened again.
Some people are so weird and petty.
Some people never emotionally mature past 5 years old. Only sounds like something a kindergartener would do.
Agreed, and it’s sad. I mean, I work at a highly technical engineering company. Everyone has at least a BS, and this guy was probably in his 60s with 30+ years of experience. Yet here he was repeatedly farting by a woman because they had a disagreement. It shows you that age and education don’t guarantee maturity.
I don’t know which one was right or wrong, but my god… that’s legendary level, hilarious passive aggression.
He may have felt (edit: finally) comfortable around her . . .
We dont talk about the mythical fourth toot.
There’s blood in that one.
Record the farts. Sample the audio. Create music.
The copyright issues could be interesting.
Theres a band called the Toot Toot Toots:
https://youtu.be/0_pqvod-xOw?si=Xqwk2g1nVMbDSkhP
Personally, i think this song and music video slaps
It does indeed. Thanks for sharing this, and I’m now a fan. Sadly, they seem to have split up after rebranding as ‘Twin Beasts’. I found the album for this on bandcamp: https://thetoottoottoots.bandcamp.com/album/outlaws ; and the rest of the album is great too after sampling a few tracks.
That lead vocalist is mostly incomprehensible, but his voice is awesome.
It almost makes me want to take laxatives, go “TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT”, then shit on the floor to assert dominance.
Just almost??
Straight up Beetlejuiced a nasty fart into existence.
It was, in fact, showtime.
I literally laughed so hard I cried.
I laughed so hard I legit farted.
I didn’t laugh, but I shat myself to compensate.
Did you say “toot toot” first?
I am not that advanced as of yet, I will work towards this though!
Dude, if my boss did this, I would never recover. I think I would laugh until I asphyxiated myself.
toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT
and that’s how the universe got created kids
And on the fourth toot, God evacuated the heaven and the earth.
That’s a shart
Baby shart do do dodo dodo
I mean yes, as far as I can tell most of the universe is, in fact, shit.
I had a manager once who had 3 small kids and he rarely caught himself when he excused himself from a meeting to “go potty”.
For real man, kids make you… forget how to behave in public. I have to relearn that I cannot fart out loud in public after three years at home. I’m not even sure I can poop without someone next to me anymore. Not sure how I’m gonna find a job.
I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???
