Suspect’s mugshot
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
Hated that mission, but not as much as the RC planes side mission with David Cross.
The Zero missions were single-handedly the hardest and most infuriating tasks in any GTA game ever!
When your parents walk in and say, ‘I thought this was a game about driving and police chases. You’ve been flying that toy helicopter for over an hour.’ you have no recourse but to silently realize they’re right and you maybe wasted the last week and a half making yourself unhappy by playing missions that you hate.
Huh I didn’t remember that one being hardest. The hardest part for me was one of the races, I couldn’t win because everyone was just too fast for me but somehow plane crashed ahead of me and killed everyone so I took the W.
I’ll have two #9’s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Does 996745 or 99645 have some sort of meaning? I’m a little lost.
Pretty sure this is a reference to a meme from a GTA game
I’ll have two number fives diet Coke and whatever the guy behind me wants.
Guy behind you:
55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS!
Too early for flapjacks?
Slow down there Phil.
Alright, cherries jubilee and that’s it.
I’m gonna need to cancel the last two things in the order
70 in a 40 is impressive. Like how?
pushes accelerator down
and there you go
Might be in an American suburb - their roads can be ridiculously oversized for the posted speed limit.
I’m always surprised about how lenient american justice is with speeding.
I was caught, many years ago. 78.94 in a 50. I was driving a 1988 ford fiesta 1.1 (hint you don’t even get an engine that small in the USA, I think 1.6 is the smallest in a fiesta). So in a proper car? That’s got to be easy.
Why in the actual fuck were you driving so fast? And why do you remember your speed with two decimal precision?
Because, that’s what the police told me it was.
And what about the other question?
I was a teenager, it was a dual carriageway with no pedestrians.
Not that it’s any of your fucking business you fucking plank.
Well fuck you then. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
