Let’s just buy less oil altogether so the lesbians will still have a liveable planet in a couple or decades.
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Yes, let’s do it for the lesbians!
Not greenwashing but pinkwashing
Looks like an anti acid medication label color palette.
“in Canada we don’t kill them, we just objectify them!”
fr this ad is sexualising them if you ask me
The word “Objectify” is about 2-3 syllables too long for whoever created that ad to understand.
You don’t choose from where you get your oil. There’s one oil market. You can choose to ban imports of oil from certain countries (like Russia).
The better move is just to migrate further away from oil usage altogether.
The oil market actually has sub markets that break down by region and the type of crude that is being traded. Not all crude is created equal and there are different types of refineries that are designed to refine the different types of crude.
For example, a refinery that refines light / sweet crude won’t take the heavy stuff. Which is why places like North America export a lot of their domestic stuff. North America has a lot refineries looking for light crude, but pulls a lot of heavy stuff out of the ground.
It doesn’t have to be an outright ban. You could have tariffs on imported oil, subsidies for domestic oil production, or loosened regulations that make domestic production less expensive. Reducing oil use is important, but so is reducing reliance on foreign oil. While the former also helps accomplish the latter, increased domestic oil production could still be beneficial.
(I generally think that international trade is a net benefit, but there’s a lot to be said for avoiding dependence on not-so-friendly foreign governments for the supply of economic essentials.)
I seriously thought it was massaging/cosmetic oils that were advertised
Wait… is there a chance this is a real ad?
Yes, it is real.
Everyday you learn something.
I always thought Canadian Lesbians were pretty cold given the average Canadian temperature.
How do you think they keep themselves warm in the cold?
Oil?
Massaging oil
Natural gas.
How???
Me, walking into a gas station: “5 gallons of Albertan gasoline please!”
And then two hot lesbians will have sex on the hood of your car.
Have to come at em with the broom.
“Shoo! Get off my car!”
And then they hiss at you and run behind the dumpster
Get the spray bottle. My cat hates getting wet and runs off, they might also.
Because Canada has the trashied oil production of the world. It’s all oil sands.
It’s better for the environment to import petrol from the US rather than produce it “locally”.my brother in christ those are oil sands, unless you’re leveraging the horniness of lesbians to break down and refine the sands, idk why the fuck you think that’s economically viable lmao.
A message from the government of Alberta
“We would be Saudi Arabia if we could.”
Between the possibilities that people extracting the dirtiest most ecologically-damaging to extract oil there is from Alberta’s Tar Sands are doing it for:
- The Lesbians
- Their own pockets (and screw everybody else)
There is one infinitely more likely to be the actual reason than the other and it ain’t the first one.
Kind reminds me of an equally facile argument that was making the rounds excusing the Israeli Genocide because of “how Palestinians treated Homosexuals”, as if Israel was murdering tens of thousands of little children (more broadly, an estimated almost 200k people, quite independently of their sexual orientation) because of how much they cared about Palestinian Homosexuals.
This shit is to Equality what Greenwashing is to Environmentalism.
scribbles on clipboard “got it …don’t…have fun…” “Okay sir your co-pay is $20 and here is your script for Zoloft, let’s hope you can unclench your cheeks sometime soon and have a little fun”.
Fake, if these were Canadian lesbians at least one of these women would be dressed like a lumberjack.
She needs to be resting an axe on her shoulder for this to be the bare minimum credible. Not to mention overalls
She is on her day off.
Exactly. So she’d be dressed like a lumberjack as opposed to working as a lumberjack.
🫡🫡🫡
I’d hit it (“it” being the trapped oil) with a force of 15,000 pounds per square inch.
#1) “Hey bestie, I know a guy who will pay us to model for an ad about Canadian Oil.”
#2) “okay…”
#3) “okay, ladies this will be quick, put on these outfits.”
#2) “why do I get the skimpy one, are you sure this isn’t another porno?”
#1) “yes, I’m sure. He said its going on Facebook or something.”
#3) “Okay, now #2 lean over #1, get in real close like your about to kiss her”
#2) “…”
Wait, our hat has oil? Eagle screech intensifies
Don’t tempt some of them. Alberta has a whole separatist community that wants it to leave Canada and join the states…
No cutting in line!
Puerto Rico, to Alberta
It’s better for making asphalt than gasoline and the US just buys it from Canada anyway.
