Skvlp@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.world · 17 days agoElon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"www.thelineofbestfit.comexternal-linkmessage-square166fedilinkarrow-up1594arrow-down134file-text
arrow-up1560arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"www.thelineofbestfit.comSkvlp@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.world · 17 days agomessage-square166fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndOfLine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up341·17 days agoThreatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
minus-squareSkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up141·17 days agoOne who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down4·17 days agoI would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
minus-squarebazus1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·17 days agoLive your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·17 days agoAt least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up22·17 days agoI’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
minus-squareSkvlp@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·17 days agoI don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
minus-squareCitizenKong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·17 days agoHe chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
minus-squaretipicaldik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·17 days agoand slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·17 days agoWasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·edit-217 days agoHe didn’t even offer her a horse.
minus-squaremeeeeetch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·17 days agoMaybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
minus-squarekmartburrito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·17 days agoWhich one? §§€ππ√π or ®°•[||||]¢?
minus-squarekmartburrito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·17 days agoThank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣
Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
Stop, I can only get so erect
He didn’t even offer her a horse.
Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
Which one? §§€ππ√π or ®°•[||||]¢?
Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Good ol’ Bobby Tables
Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣
Not at all.
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