Fuck I can hear her say it too
The spork effect
For those who don’t know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.
You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.
That’s a foforkrk.
AAAAAAAA!!!
This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”
This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.
YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like “this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)” that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.
invariably
someonea robotic voice
Chopsticks don’t have any slots, why can’t I have soup with those then?
Ah yes, the scientific process.
If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for “Look around you”. It’s around on YouTube so go take a look!
I used to fall asleep to that when it was airing on Adult Swim lol
You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.
Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.
We doing cutlery now?
Alright. I’ve seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.
Proceed.
Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!
I won’t understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.
While drawing diagrams that don’t actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?
There’s literally soup on the fork where the slots aren’t, it’s just inefficient.
A very good metaphor for life 🤣🙏🤲👌👈🤫
/s
Jeez why do I act stoned when I’m clearly not stoned?
Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.
A spork is the perfect utensil.
You need one with a serrated edge so you can cut your mouth when you use it as a spoon.
Missing a half assed serrated mess on one side
Forks are diet spoons.