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minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·2 months agoI think I’d be a terrible park official. I’d say the same things, but always with a winky face. Bigfoot isn’t real ;) That’s our official stance ;) It’s terrible in most scenarios now that I think of it… Be sure to stay hydrated out on the trail ;) Please evacuate the grounds, there is a wildfire burning ;)
minus-squareCrackhappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoIf a grizzly comes after you, play dead. ;)
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoIf it doesn’t go well, at least you’ve got a head start.
I think I’d be a terrible park official. I’d say the same things, but always with a winky face.
Bigfoot isn’t real ;)
That’s our official stance ;)
It’s terrible in most scenarios now that I think of it…
Be sure to stay hydrated out on the trail ;)
Please evacuate the grounds, there is a wildfire burning ;)
If a grizzly comes after you, play dead. ;)
Link as well.
Pop that booty ;)
Never play around with fire… ;)
If it doesn’t go well, at least you’ve got a head start.