I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
Sounds like the digestive system works
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
Thanks I hate it.
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Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?
I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.
90% of my search history is animal anuses.
While I’m totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal’s butts that I take at the zoo
That’s one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals’ butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you’d normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.
After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals’ butts and my sister said “great, you can make a calendar now.” And so it all began.
and call itself calamari
After sticking a feather in its hat, presumably.
It was originally the colonmari
Something an incredibly large number of people do not understand is that solid objects cannot pass through you: anything larger than 1-2mm will not get past the Pylorus Sphincter at the end of your stomach.
Any claims otherwise are misled bullshit.
EDIT: Lots of typos
I never threw the quarter i swallowed at 6 years old back up, doc said it likely passed. Thats hella bigger tam 1-2mm and there’s no quarters showing up on imaging… so how exactly does that work?
Not saying I don’t believe this its just that reconciling this statement with real world experience isn’t adding up.
And now I’m picturing the ‘Little Book of Calm’ getting absorbed and Bill Bailey running around looking like Jesus and quoting it. I never walked around like moose jesus so I guess I didn’t absorb it.
Coins will dissolve within a month, pass once small enough. US Quarters are Copper with a plating of Copper Nickel Alloy, all of which will dissolve in acid.
Now that’s interesting.
Prove it
That’s just great! Now I want that :(
I’m pretty sure there’s japanese porn on this exact theme
Not just porn, but classic art by a famous artist. Check out Hokusai’s “The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife.”
That was a super interesting read! Thanks!
