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minus-squareGrimSheeper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·8 months agoAs a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It’s the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus’ face into the toast of true believers.
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·8 months agoEvidence: Shroud of Turin Checkmate Atheists
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 months agoIf the Shroud was genuine, someone from the UK would have put baked beans on it. Checkmate, theists
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoIt’s a joke about how religious people keep claiming to see Jesus’ face on toast and how baked beans on toast is the UK equivalent of a PB&J sandwich
As a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It’s the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus’ face into the toast of true believers.
Evidence: Shroud of Turin
Checkmate Atheists
If the Shroud was genuine, someone from the UK would have put baked beans on it.
Checkmate, theists
wot?! How so?
It’s a joke about how religious people keep claiming to see Jesus’ face on toast and how baked beans on toast is the UK equivalent of a PB&J sandwich