Fake for any of those wondering.
But keeping employees based on how many lines of code they have written, which he did, is essentially the same logic.
Ernest Hemingway was paid by the word, which shows in his work. I imagine this pay structure would have a similar effect on how people code.
Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought that saying was for Dickens? Wasn’t Hemingway famously terse?
I thought it was about Steven King, but it might just be all the cocaine he did.
I’m not a coder, but wanting code that isn’t streamlined seems like a bad plan to me.
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I would do so poorly there, in many ways …. I love those days when my lines of code is negative
There are 2 things in coding that are incredibly satisfying for me:
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Compiling after implementing a fuckton of features
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Deleting a massive amount of code after refactoring for a while
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My ass would just write functions that take a huge amount of parameters and assign one in each line
Oh the amount of redundant code I would write
Employee that was mining crypto on the side is hella stoked at this news.
Meanwhile his mate sitting across from him was gpu mining
Probably mining dogecoin or something else Musk would like.
I’m glad to hear this is fake but it seemed 100% believable to me
The part where it said “Christmas Bonus” should have been the tip off…
That’s because you assume it means financial reward but the real reward is the privilege to serve the company, what a bonus!
Or just “bonus.”
That’s the joke.
Elon is so random and unpredictable that you can make up just about anything about him and nobody will really know if it’s satire or not…
Time to install android studio. That piece of software sucks out every CPU in a 3 meter radius.
I haven’t even had to turn my heater on during work hours this year thanks to Android Studio.
The install process for Android Studio should also prompt you to download more ram, it’s unacceptable that they don’t.
Lmao true. Having to open that piece of shit always causes me so much pain
I wonder how my CPU is benchmarking since 3 minutes ago?
I assume this is fake since no one at X is getting a Christmas bonus.
it was edited from “salary” to “christmas bonus”
“You wasted trillions of cycles, then ask me for Money?!?” - Elon, probably
I love receiving a bonus for mining Bitcoin on company hardware
cat /dev/urandom | grep “dickhead”
%0|%0
I so hope this is fake, because this is so stupid, even by Space Karen standards.
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Write batch file listing the contents of c: recursively and changing to c:\windows doing it again, then loop.
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???
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Employee of the century, free brothel on mars.
Just exec a fork bomb
Run prime95 in the background of all of your work. Even when you go home, leave it running… 24/7 100% CPU usage.
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So those who misuse company assets to enrich themselves b mining crypto get rewarded by larger bonuses? Sounds like the way the world works for those super rich fellas like Elon “Edgelord” Musk.
Is this real?
I can’t even tell anymore
His entire life is a shitpost incarnate, and not a very good one
I have no idea but I had the same question. I also love the fact that We’d believe that he’d do something like this.
Please tell me it’s real.
Monero, here we come!
Oh god he’d actually do this and employees would have to try to get the weakest CPU possible so percentage utilisation would be higher.
just run a stress cpu program 24/7
Suddenly everyone at Twitter starts mining crypto.
Do folding at home
more like folding at work
Just get a pentium 4 and open outlook 2016
Allright, everyone install Prime95 for best bonus.
I’d have the biggest bonus at my company.
Old school RuneScape 😎