Some jackass threw a water balloon at him recently while he was driving a low rider convertible as part of a parade. He heard someone yell about acid, so he got out and confronted the guy who punched him and assaulted his friend. The spin is that he “got into a fight,” and while he did confront the guy, he didn’t pick a physical fight.
He’s 80 years old though. He’s a very terrifying 80 year old, but he can’t really throw down like he used to when he was in his 40s-60s. People always joke about Keanu being immortal, but Trejo made Machete when he was 66.
Somehow in my mind he’s still in his early 60’s. I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that he’s 80 years old already, guess I’m getting old myself.
Hope there’s no water balloons in Animal Crossing.
Why?
Some jackass threw a water balloon at him recently while he was driving a low rider convertible as part of a parade. He heard someone yell about acid, so he got out and confronted the guy who punched him and assaulted his friend. The spin is that he “got into a fight,” and while he did confront the guy, he didn’t pick a physical fight.
Danny Trejo confronting you has gotta be legit terrifying.
He’s 80 years old though. He’s a very terrifying 80 year old, but he can’t really throw down like he used to when he was in his 40s-60s. People always joke about Keanu being immortal, but Trejo made Machete when he was 66.
His aura is enough to bring a healthy man down to his knees
Somehow in my mind he’s still in his early 60’s. I just can’t wrap my head around the fact that he’s 80 years old already, guess I’m getting old myself.