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It’s almost a joke at this point
I’d guess they use this method rather than something else like poisoning whenever they want to make very apparent what happened, as a warning
i dunno. polonium poisoning usually makes it pretty self explanitory.
Yeah but who has a month to just wait around when there are dissidents that need defenstrating?
This guy poisons
“mystery”
Nobody can possibly explain it.
Alternative mysteries.
Has Russia run out of radioactive material?
Gravity poisoning is a real problem there.
…Along with Window Quality Control issues. Bad combo.
Defenestratiosis is a serious healthcare problem in Russia.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with defenestratiosis? You may be entitled to financial compensation, call the Kremlin now.
“Mystery”
Russia sure has a bad gravity problem.
Two possibilities. The one everyone is memeing on is that the Russian government did it.
The other is that it was a non-Governmental murder, but authorities are less likely to investigate it out fear of Putin.
Is there a word for a form of government that rules entirely by throwing people out of windows?
Maybe “defenestrarchy”?
Oooo I love mysteries! I wonder how she fell
I postulate that she may have been pushed.
But who pushed it?
Not sure… Coastguard?
A bullet in the bqck of the head
Acute lead poisoning?
Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
The only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
They need to get a new trick.
They’re not trying to hide it, though.
Everyone knows that’s what they do. And that’s why they continue doing it that way. It’s a way to say, “There’s nothing you can do to stop me, now shut up and obey.”
Judge probably actually tried to be a fair and impartial. In the words of Depeche Mode… WRONG.
