If I plant more trees will that block his hacking? What are some quick growing trees?
Just switch to open source beer
No, no. You have to line the trees with mirrors to reflect his hacking signals.
What if I just dig a moat? Shovels are only $13.
He’ll just fill it with alligators and wait you out.
Make sure your wifi is wired to the wall, then your neighbor’s crime counts as wire fraud. As a private, natural person, you might also look into some loopholes in the Uniform Commercial Code.
Even if you manage to stop the WiFi hack he can still get in to your network through the ethernet ports. He could train an army of ants to pull a wire through a small hole in your wall and attach it to your router.
Just in case, fill all your unused ports with yoghurt. This will drown the ants
If you can find a bear, it might be enough to distract the neighbor, and maybe he’ll share his trees with you
I could try to train an army of attack ducks. They say the ducks at the park are free. I know a guy that has 2 pet ducks.
Easy, buy a nice second hand microwave, remove any shielding from the rear part. Ask a skilled friend to make it microwave stronger. Put it as close as possible to neighb’s wifi. Switch it on, leave it on, hacking is now fixed.
The solution is pretty simple:
Either drink all your beer so he can still none, or turn off your wifi so he can’t hack.
By now he has likely already hacked my wifi hard enough to know I have beer and is already plotting a heist.
So I guess it’s beer drinking time.
i recommend you invest in a good beer safe with a good fire wall. maybe a wall safe, and install it behind this painting.
You can use those plastic xmas trees as long as you have enough metal ornaments in them.
I recommend metal tinsels because they are easier to ground.
Ah, the age-old wifi-hacking-through-photosynthesis conundrum! But let’s not jump to conclusions—perhaps your neighbor just has an insatiable thirst for bandwidth… and possibly your beer.
Write a 20000 word essay about the evils of wifi hacking and why morons that hack into your wifi to steal you beer are total losers.
20,000 words? I’d rather plant 20,000 trees.
Have you tried a bonary tree? They can grow very fast and are very resistant against digital attacks.
Haha bone
Just set up an unprotected network with a fun proxy:
Juat drink all the beer and he will have nothing to steal :)
Replace beer with piss.
