Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!
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Did not expect to learn this today.
Or any day really but definitely not today
This
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No, no I just pretty much ruined sex for me by myself. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.
Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?
Not on the first date.
I don’t think I want to know. Personally I’d rather things stay out
I mean, don’t knock til you try it?
I mean, don’t knock til you try it?
Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I’ve not done anal even, so we shall see.
Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.
Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?
Nothing wrong with vanilla, if you’re happy with what you are, that’s all that counts.
I enjoy the excitement of group sex and having sex with different partners. I don’t orgasm with other people, so for me it’s just the novel excitement and intimacy. But because I enjoy it doesn’t mean anyone else needs to.
Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?
Two’s Day
Oh I’m all for people doing what makes them happy. I just can’t imagine ever being driven there myself.
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
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Currently smashing that like button
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do you set out to look dumber with every comment or is it just happenstance?
It’s either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I’ve seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.
It’s “could have”, amigo. Never, ever “could of”
Wait, unless you want to say “Could ‘of’ be the word you’re looking for?”
Ok in that one case. But that needs the little quote mark thingies. So no, never, ever “could of”
I could of course say this as well. It’s clearer with additional punctuation like “I could, of course, […]”, but I don’t think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).
Excellent example!
I’m wracking my brains trying to think of another but I think you got the best one!
Obvious troll is obvious
Man’s helping you not look stupid and you’re calling him a troll, amigo.
She’s an only fans thot, this is just advertising to her simps
that depends on their definition of double penetration
is it two holes at once?
or is it two dicks in one hole?
the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely
DP = ass and vag
DAP = two dicks in ass
DVP = two dicks in vag
DVD = digital video disk
DVDA= Thanksgiving turkey
Gobble gobble
i think it’s someones dick in the vagina and someone elses dick in the asshole
I guess you will have to do your research to find out which type of dp applies to this specific scenario.
not always
She is pondering to her male fanbase. Edit: *pandering
Pandering
No, she’s pondering her male fanbase, the way one ponders orbs
What kind of orbs might one ponder of a male fanbase? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I knocked that out at summer camp of 4th grade. /s
You’re right. Lemme call some people…
It looks like this chick shoots porn and is an “influencer”. I assume she was just advertising herself. Also she publicly seems to like Andrew Tate, weird. I think she just says what she thinks people want to hear for attention because that’s how she makes money.
Who, thot?
Mood.
Which one?
Yes
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Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.
During the SOPA act debate years ago, I convinced my sister, who was a porn model from that time, to “censor” the pictures she published on Twitter with a black bar with “STOP SOPA” and to link to a page about it. She actually got a booster because her followers started commenting and discussing about it in her replies.
Can you give me your sister’s number?
dude if only the palestine people were this motivated i would actually support them lmao
The video, which has been verified by Al Jazeera, shows the prisoner being selected from a larger group lying bound on the floor. The victim is then escorted to a wall, where guards, using their shields to hide their identity from the camera, proceed to rape him.
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Israeli pressure group Guarding the Soldiers – a new organisation formed in defence of the soldiers accused of rape – was quoted in Israeli media as saying: “The hearing in the high court this morning is absurd and a gift to [Hamas leader Yahya] Sinwar and murderers.”
Israeli politicians, including cabinet members, have also defended the accused. Ben-Gvir, who is responsible for the prison service, told Israeli media on the day of the reservists’ arrest that it was “shameful” for Israel to arrest “our best heroes”. The same day, Smotrich, who had been among the right-wing mob to storm the prison, published a video message, saying that “IDF soldiers deserve respect” and must not be treated as “criminals”.
On being asked by Ahmad Tibi, one of the Arab MPs within the Israeli Knesset last week if it was legitimate “to insert a stick into a person’s rectum”, Hanoch Milwidsky, a member of Prime Minister Benyamin Netanyahu’s ruling Likud party, responded: “If he is a Nukhba [Hamas militant], everything is legitimate to do! Everything!”
russia did the same shit in ukraine, i certainly don’t remember seeing anybody shit and piss themselves nearly as much as they are now, russia is also known for engaging in “russification” just a little bit of cultural deletion going on, nothing to see here.
And this ignores the blatant bombing and attacks on civilian locations, including their own. Though that last bit might be more historical.
I’m sure china is guilty of at least a few of these as well.
like idk what you want me to say, that shits bad, and im pretty sure it’s already a crime. I’m also not even sure how prevalent this is, you don’t mention any numbers or anything. People in the ranks are corrupt, morally or monetarily, shit happens. The best you can do is deal with it retroactively, and if you don’t it merely breeds the influence of that culture.
It’s not like i can just up and move to palestine and start shooting Israelis, i guess i could complain online, but my opinion is that it’s already a shitty situation and that there are legitimate humanitarian concerns. But beyond that, it’s outside of my power.
She was getting two vaccinations.
Damn I could go for both…
Fair enough. My lifelong dream is to have sex.
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
🤔
You’re username suggests otherwise.
So did it happen? We need updates!
Nope, still no healthcare
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No need to be so jealous and insecure bro, just because you’re not getting fucked doesn’t mean you’re a lesser human being or less valid as a person. We don’t measure human worth in penis.
Yikes
Condoms exist, as do STD tests
I bet your fun at parties.
His wife is.
Eww go back to Reddit
I wish I saw this before it got removed lmfao
Lemmy instances usually have a public modlog, you can look it up if you like
