I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals…
You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice
Congratulations, here is your complimentary tree bark snack.
That’s a stated end point not instructions.
It would certainly explain the loud screaming
That’s what folding@home was all about
Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.
Yes… but how?
I can’t tell you everything, Michael
But can you tell me anything?
I don’t think I’m explaining this right, you grab your genitals and fold it over itself.
Hotdog or hamburger style?
That’s a personal choice, but, historically the preferred style is the hamburger.
The plot foldens…
Same as unfolding them, but in reverse.
It’s a tad harder to fold them, but yeah pretty much the same, I just use one finger to unfold mine, but I’ve had a lot of practise.
“33 lunar seconds”
You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.
block universe
Next up: Minecraft yoga
What do you do with your genitals in that one? Block? Punch?
I ain’t going a day without onions for anything in the world.
Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!
This is hilarious. Any chance it is real?
Wet yoga is a new and innovative form of yoga that involves practicing traditional yoga poses while being submerged in water. It combines the physical and mental benefits of both yoga and swimming, providing a unique experience for practitioners.
So it’s not just misting “herbal fluids” on people doing yoga poses who are folding or unfolding their genitals?
This specific ad is like a 15 year old meme at this point and is likely incredibly fake though.
The wetter the better. Can still eat all the garlic you want.
