Even the post title. Good job I hate you
FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You’re thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil’ Romeo.
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bro I am disappoint
It’s “John Romero” and “Commander Keen”.
dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder
This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.
This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character’s name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo’s monster.
Not true! It’s only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it’s above the surface, it is called Magtroid.
Ah yes, the good ol’ John Halo
He kills teh aliens and doesn’t afraid of anything
“No John, you are the demon.”
John Halo the Masterchef?
Everyone knows his name is Terry Mother Moy
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario is valid.
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
John Halo, the best master queef there ever was
Yes and Cortana is a voice asstant. Assitanting the
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This post gave me a stroke.
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there’s the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
My favourite is definitely Elden John
He’s the hero of Elden Ring right?
Yep, that’s the guy. Though he does share a lot of character design with John Souls
I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.
Metroid is the coolest guy ever.
Isn’t he a she?
He’s the coolest robot
This hurts me mentally and physically.
I didn’t realize until I got to the bubble gum.
But what if Zelda was a girl?
What if Zelda wasn’t a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
She would marry Metroid
Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.
…You used Blue’s sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.