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“I am not tipping” - what the fuck? Does anybody actually add a tip to their rent payments?
What, do you want your landlord to starve!?
I mean, is that an option?
I hope not
Yeah, is there a best method to starve them or something? How do we ensure humans such as their children don’t get caught in the crossfire while starving them?
*children get caught
Fuck that, having piece of shit parents is no reason an innocent child should be hurt.
Never said it was. In fact it is very much not. I’m just asking based on the principle of being able to hurt children, what their parents did/who they are has nothing to do with it.
I don’t understand.
No, it is parody
You are parody
Your mom is a parody
Parody’s nuts
Got eeem
Until it’s not, so many memes and light trolling turned from fun to conspiracy theories.
There was a landlord on TikTok who essentially asked for tips. He had his friend play a renter that refused to tip him and argued that if waiters get tipped just for delivering the food to the table, the landlord totally deserves a tip for being available for calls and fixing stuff.
One giant shitstorm later and we end up with this meme and the landlord making a TikTok in which he said that it all was a joke.
It’s usually called a “convenience fee” and is mandatory
It’s rage bait, relax
Hey, fuck you!
No, fuck you!
I’m trying, but it’s very difficult.
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TIPPING landlords? Is that a thing?
I hope not.
“Please take this extra money, sir, I don’t feel cucked enough by the housing market.”
Hopefully it’s like cow tipping
It is in Germany, or so I heard from a German in this thread
Am German and am living in my second apart now since moving out. This is absolutely not a thing. You pay your rent on time and that’s it. Anything else on top would be inappropriate.
Edit: In case this is a whoosh moment, we do absolutely pay a tip. Like 20%-ish
I’m of course just shitposting. It is indeed a woosh moment.
Don’t you guys have to bring your own kitchen or something when you rent a place? At least in the US we get a kitchen out of the deal.
It depends on the landlord. Some have built-in kitchens that come with the rental “free of charge”, some expect you to furnish the kitchen yourself, usually offering some kind of discount because the kitchen isn’t included.
In my current flat, the previous renter had installed their own kitchen and sold it to us as to not have to move the entire kitchen to their new flat. But it varies a lot from flat to flat.
What we usually don’t have is fully furnished flats and houses as people in the US oftentimes do.
Is that “Actual” German, or “My great great great great great great great great grandpappy once rimmed Kaiser Wilhelm’s cat” German?
Hint: we are in Lemmy Shitpost
People give tips to other who do nothing outside their job, oh you made the coffee i ordered and hand it to me sure have $5, thanks for handing the pizza i ordered over the counter have $10, payed for my groceries that i picked out myself and paid via self checkout sure have a 25% tip.
Why not tip someone who ensures where you live, where you children live, where all your precious posesstions are kept is safe, secure, and supported? Seems like you don’t actually care about the money, just want to have someone to shit on and feel mighter than them… (Kidding im a landlord and id call someone nuts for tipping me)
Edit: Apparently everyone is missing the massive /S
Because those people provided something to you. They made or delivered the food. All a landlord does is gatekeep a necessity that people can’t live without. He didn’t build it. The only thing he did to you is prevent you getting housing. That is why they are leeches.
You can’t see the tenants rocks because they’re so big
The tenants are chained to the earth
There are ten ants!?
The origin of the word tenants is from the fact that it takes ten human sized ants to carry their rocks.
The more you know 🌈
It’s a shame all the ants were killed, now the poor landlords have to do the lifting
The planet they’re standing on
Who the fuck tips a landlord?
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The same people that tip in restaurants I assume
Look at all these rocks I just bought from desperate people! Pay me and you can sleep under them.
Landparasites am I right
Edit: damn someone loves landlords
Then don’t be a landlord if it is such a terrible job.
Exactly, if you’ve got money lying around, invest in something that doesn’t require you to get off your ass and ensure the singular person/family selling their labour for your dividends isn’t forced to shelter in a mold infested leaky death trap.
You’re profiting of someone else’s undeniable need for shelter and housing. You can at least fix the broken extraction fan above the gas cooker and not winge about the loss your precious rental income for that week.
The stock market is way easier to invest in than the property market. I genuinely don’t understand why landlords take it on, then bitch about it.
Absolutely. And you can get real estate exposure by buying REITs.
Eat shit die is what I say. We keep fighting among ourselves for fucking scraps and we thing is a meal.
Nah fuck those big investment companies, fuck the humongously wealthy.
(I don’t think most celebrities are rich, because people like musk, bezzos and certain corporations, stole the money of an entire generation)
I think it was the 400 richest people own more assets then the poorest 60%
That literally means we just need to focus on the titans of the industry. Not my landlord gary
Lol. It’s hilarious you said Gary. I worked for a contractor who son (he and everyone knows his daddy gave him everything) had a couple rent houses. His name was Gary. He’s alright.
Idk why it’s a landlord thing to be called Gary, in my family betweent me my parents and my brother we all had at least one landlord called Gary at some point in our lives 😂😂😂
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Yeah, fuck him, he’s a real hemorrhoid!
Those aren’t rocks they’re bags of money
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This is peasent thinking, not lord thinking. This is why you won’t rise up the ranks.
Dude I hate them more than anyone but I’m working in a jurisdiction where the legal term has been changed to “rent provider” and it’s a total fucking shitshow. A name is what you make it.
I thought the tenant was the rent provider.
The landlord is the rent demander.
rent eater
Yes, it’s a lordship.
ITT: people forgetting what sub they’re on
It’s fucking incredible how much I love landlords
The landleech bootlicking in the comment section is real
Ikr they fucking love their betters
But why can’t he pull himself up by his bootstraps?
He’s wearing loafers
We all are, these days.
Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass.
mine’s named after my ex for that reason.