This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.
Seriously, I had to double check I wasn’t somehow on Facebook.
Going to forward it to my dad so he can slowly read it aloud during Thanksgiving dinner while a dozen people sit uncomfortably in silence, waiting for him to look up so they can awkwardly laugh.
Because it is, just translated to picture memes now instead of formatted to have big, flashing red-lettered words and bolded emphasis. I remember seeing this list at least a few years ago.
Is there a forwards from Grandma community on here like there was on Reddit?
Someone took a list of insults written about soldiers in the military, and rephrased them. Do you actually think teachers would say this stuff about their students in writing?
This website just doesn’t get satire.
I swear this website (collection of websites, social media network, whatever) makes me regret leaving reddit more and more every day. The people here are fully incapable of understanding sarcasm or humor. It’s hilarious
I think it’s partly because you’d get mocked ruthlessly on Reddit for missing the joke, whereas here either nobody points it out, or they’re very kind about it.
So…be a dick? I can do that. I was on Reddit for 11 years.
Yeah it’s pretty shit isn’t it.
It has definitely gone down the shitter in the past 5 years.
Yes lol, have you seen reports about NYC schools?
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My favorite is the “delusions of adequacy”, that one had to sting! The six-pack one though sounds like possible ADHD or some other learning disorder - your child is smart enough, but lacks the ability to do well
“When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell” is probably the wittiest one.
I’m going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.
If it gets any worse it’s going to say “REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background and that’s it, that’s the whole meme, because facebook.
I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.
It’s absolutely a work of fiction.
“REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background
Oh dear god why’d you have to make this so accurate, I feel like I’ve traveled back in time against my will
That or “Your child has delusions of adequacy.”
I hope the teacher who said #11 isn’t teaching reproductive biology.
The sperm that makes it through to the egg doesn’t get there first. Multitudes of other sperms die weakening the wall, receiving nothing in return, only for another to slide right in and reap all the rewards and renown for their sacrifice. It’s basically the perfect analogy for capitalism.
No teacher said any of these, it’s made up.
Probably, but I find that you get more enjoyment from these memes with a little willful suspension of disbelief 🤷
Suspension of disbelief implies you don’t genuinely believe it, and that’s not the vibe I’m getting here.
Your vibe-ometor must be broken, then 🤷
The free market is not, as the social Darwinists imagine, a struggle between rich and poor, strong and weak. It is the principal means by which human beings cooperate in order to live. If each of us had to produce all his food and shelter by himself, almost no one could survive. The existence of large-scale society depends absolutely on social cooperation through the division of labor.
Miss me with that Mises shit.
I can tell you’re fun at parties.
I am, actually. I can tell that you’re incurious and probably unpleasant everywhere.
Ah yes dilutions of adequacy. The best kind of dilutions
Edit just not going to fix the spelling it sort of fits
Why did you misspell that twice? In the graphic it is spelled correctly. Delusions.
No, his adaqucy is just diluted…
That is a very valid question. I have been awake since 3 am so I am going to blame it on that opposed to my inability to spell.
Number 5 is probably my favorite mostly because I like talking hyperboles and taking them even further
Same with number 1
How bout this"you are so unremarkable you don’t even have significance of being the most insignificant"
Number 5 is basically me
That’s not really how insemination works though.
Just wait till you get to #12 🤣 /s
It’s not just a problem with the teachers. The whole system is rotten. Many kids go unsupported and fail due to it. Some may try to join the gangs and think school is worthless, some may have need for extra effort which isn’t their from parents or teachers. It’s unfortunate in such a huge beast like the NYC public school system, just like many others.
It’s really a problem with the parents, and that causes problems with the administration which causes problems for the teachers.
I know. Then the kids grow up and believe everything they see on Internet memes.
The image doesn’t have to be true for what I said to be true.
Ah yes it’s on the interweb so uhm ashrually it must be real guyz no one can lie on the uhmuhm aaaheww nn no one can lie on the interweb
Man the teachers in New York are really nice compared to the jerks I had to deal with growing up.
This bullshit is not real.
Number 6 so was incredibly mid but then Number 7 kicked like a mule.
Every single one of these is me irl, especially the delusions of adequacy one
