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…I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this…
Step 1) Get a girlfriend
Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.
Or bald and use a plunger
Who’s coming up with these stock images
If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.
But why isn’t there an orb in those pictures for him to ponder?
The plunger is on the orb
I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.
Looks like a normal bottle of cow’s milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you’d want bull’s milk.
CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH
Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?
Not more than usual. It’s irresistible.
A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!
I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?
For ponderin
the second wizard war is soon upon us…
Tomorrow i’ll post a wizard casting the “ponders your orbs” and lemmy will break.
🧙♂️🔵
Wizard memes
🔵🧿☣️🔘
I don’t think they’re going to tell us.
If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn’t have it.
They are seeking it themselves. They literally came in here and asked about it. I on the other hand don’t care enough and so I never asked.
Because wizards are cool
Hell yeah!
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It’s a holiday?
Its a holiday??
And a happy Orb to you too! May you ponder it well!
Can somebody please ponder my orb
🔵🤔
Why would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.
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Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?
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Got an urge to feed though
Mom the wizards are forcing their propaganda again
The damn wizard pornpaganda.
I’m so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless
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can’t believe we’re getting ads during our ads now smh
More pointless
Get the fuck out of here
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I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I’m afraid to ask
Do not ask
Continue to ponder.
Ponder the orbs.
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I prefer to ponder the torus instead.
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Blahaj zone users actually
