All I think when I see this picture is “Moshi moshi Jesus desu”
You suck your cousin’s tiny penis on Thanksgiving?
I don’t get it. Are they going to smoke?
Ya, family holidays are stressful. If you smoke weed and know a relative smokes weed, it’s tradition to “go for a walk” or have a “safety meeting” or “take out the trash” to break away from the main group and get some fresh air.
In my family it’s my brother and his wife. Usually right after dinner.
And how does the family react when they come back in with red eyes and reeking of weed?
Well that’s what the safety meeting is for, planning on being safe when the family reacts badly
Time for a safety meeting
I just say I’m stepping out for J, and then my auntie tells me to hold up while she puts her leg on because she’s coming too.
About time to roast this bird 😶🌫️
“Wanna blow the Horn of Gondor?”
This is why we love the Saints. Terrible at football but at least they know how to party after the game.
Gotta return a voicemail from my funky friend frank
