You must log in or # to comment.
I’ll do it again
I hope the sauce burned your Giant Floppy Cock and you had to deal with burnt, loose skin lile the roof of your mouth…but on your Fían Floppy Cock
The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.
Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.
Or there was a massive air bubble.
Or someone slapped their cock on it.
Or that.
I want to believe!
Username checks out.
We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
Look for the guy with a burnt cock.
after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
I don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
This is the root cause analysis we live for.
I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.
slid it in
Get the fuck out of here with your logic
I’m a blast at parties, let me tell you.
My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.
Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.
That “pizza” explains why Americans call it pie.
You people eat this mess and call it pizza?
It looks fucking diseased.
Fuck no.
Sincerely,
New York
Papa John’s tastes like despair and has the consistency of moldy cardboard.
With all due respect,
Texas
Thank heavens for Home Slice.
New York raised, living in Texas
If this goes viral, I remember that racist, fanatical republican arschloch who used to do the commercials and realize I would probably not cry if his Papajohn stonk tanks.
IIRC, that dude got fired for asking a PR rep “why can’t I say n----r?” in a call that got leaked.//edited for specific details because it’s way funnier
So he had been publically pushing against the NFL protests like a racist, and people didn’t like it. The company hired a PR firm to help, and in a conference call with them he was whining about wokism or whatever and defended himself by claiming that, “Colonel Sanders called blacks n----rs.” The call audio was promptly leaked
He resigned. Three days later the Papa John’s cancelled the lease on his office and had him evicted lmfao. Within two weeks they implemented a policy that if John ever tries to buy more stock, all other stockholders can buy stock at half off to prevent him from ever controlling the company. Dude got fuckin razzmatazzed by his own pizza corporation.
Their pizza is still overpriced, dry, and bland tho.
Oh my goodness, that epilogue to the events in question is like a rich and creamy dessert, I had no idea the repercussions were so swift and severe.
Thank you for posting this, I’m amazed that I didn’t know the broader arc of the story.
Why is there a slice missing already?
Needed energy to snap a photo.
How else is he supposed to power that powerhouse?
When you realize it was a Take ‘N’ Bake.
I’ve never seen a papa johns pizza this appetizing before
Looks like a scoop or a bottle got buried in the topping before they put it in the oven and they didn’t realize until after the oven so theyjust picked it out and put it in the box lazily. Could he burnt plastic be careful.
What’s the problem here?
The sausage is missing, don’t you see?
That’s a tiny dick
Your mother doesn’t mind
Have you seen Papa John?
The papa special with extra large meat.
Must be papa’s John
Extra meat
